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Rheumatic.

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my heart and my dick.

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Oh my god.

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Fuck.

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Oh my god.

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What is happening?

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I just really won't do anything bad
again. Just let this pain go away.

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Why is it that I'm having heart
palpitations or what?

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My balls are hurting.

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I don't know what it is.

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don't mind me struggle is real

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You look good.

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out here?

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No, but you're a pie.

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And I'm a delicious one.

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Why don't you have a little taste?

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Come on. Yeah,

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I do.

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Oh, wow.

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That's right.

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Oh.

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You don't feel like a pie.

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Pussy.

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What are you waiting for?

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You know what?

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What am I waiting for? Give me a little
bit of that nut.

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Yes.

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It looks like you're fucking my pie.

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No, I did not.

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What are you doing then? It fell off the
side here and I caught it. I was

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walking by.

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Okay,

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well, let's put it back in the fridge,
please. It's for Thanksgiving dinner.

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Okay.

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You smushed it.

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I caught it.

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No, you smushed it. Now I have to make
another one.

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You know, sweetie, what is going on with
this? Like, that donut November thing

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that you're doing, it's just not
healthy.

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It's just, like, it's really not
something you should be doing.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

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You do know what I'm talking about. I
know you're doing that donut.

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And for a boy your age, it's just not
healthy to do.

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Isn't your girlfriend coming over
tonight for Thanksgiving dinner?

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Yes, she is.

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You make such a move. Michael's not
coming, too.

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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You know what?

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I think I know what will help you with
this No Nut November nonsense.

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Why don't you go shower and clean up
your dick?

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Okay? Yeah.

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Where is he?

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Oliver, are you almost ready? Getting
cleaned up?

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Yeah.

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I just don't know if I'm going to have
everything ready in an hour.

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I mean, Oliver's girlfriend's a
vegetarian.

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On Thanksgiving.

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Like, who's a vegetarian on
Thanksgiving?

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So how long are you going to be home
from college?

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I feel like your dad will want you gone
in a few days.

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Don't you think?

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Probably.

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Oliver!

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Okay, great. I need you to help me with
some stuff for your girlfriend.

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You said she's not a vegetarian, so of
course I have to make an extra dish for

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her.

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Okay, good. Watch this.

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It's the best way to take your mind off
that no, not November thing. You know, I

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used to have really perverted thoughts,
too, when I was your age.

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But I started cleaning, doing chores,
cooking, and it kind of fixes all of

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You just get really into it. You don't
even notice anything that's happening

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around you.

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Yeah.

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Of course.

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Of course.

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But, yeah, it is about preparing, right?
Yeah.

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That's neat.

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turkey, right? She's not going to eat
any of the stuffing.

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She's just going to eat fruit and... I
think she's going to bring some stuff,

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too.

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Oh, she's bringing stuff? We didn't talk
about that.

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I always put that on. I know,

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but she's like kind of special, right?

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I mean, if you think about it, she
doesn't really eat what we eat.

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She's pretty great, though.

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I guess so. I just think that it's a
little, you know...

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A little strange to not eat turkey on
Thanksgiving, that's all.

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I mean, what does your dad think about
this? I mean, I don't think he'd be that

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pleased about, you know, extra dishes on
the table. You know, he has a clutter.

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Yeah, but maybe it's something that we
could try. Can you wash some of these

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strawberries for me?

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That's good, that's good.

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I mean... And so her B card, so you're
dating a virgin, Oliver.

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No wonder you can't nut in November.

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That's so silly.

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No, she definitely is not a virgin.

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Her vegetarian card.

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What? Yeah, her vegetarian card. She
said that I could probably get one too.

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So you're saying you want to convert to
vegetarianism?

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I mean... I don't think your dad's going
to be that happy about that. You know

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Thanksgiving's his favorite holiday.

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I understand, but maybe everyone could
give it a try.

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I mean, I'm already making a fruit
salad.

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How much more trying do you want us to
do?

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Yummy, yummy. It's so good.

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Fruit salads are great.

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Yeah.

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But I think you're doing a great job.

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Oh,

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I heard my name. I heard my name.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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She'll like whatever you give her.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, no, it's perfect.

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Okay.

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I'll tell her.

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Yeah, I'll tell her.

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And don't forget to pick up some wine.

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I love you too, sweetie.

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Why would we hire a mate? That seems
like a waste of money when they're two

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perfectly grown.

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Your father wouldn't be down for that.

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I mean, I bet you if we got him a hot
one.

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Right? Like the temperature.

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Yeah.

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It's not even that bad.

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Some of our brick houses are pretty.

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I know, but...

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I mean, your girlfriend is coming over
for our first Thanksgiving together as a

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family, and I just want it to be
perfect. I want to be able to clean and

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the place just look perfect.

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Yeah, putting that motherly touch into
it.

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Well, I am your stepmom after all, to
have mom in it, doesn't it?

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We were all helping. We all help.

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I don't think Dick is going to help.

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Yeah, I know. You just got there and ate
them. By the way, did you eat all those

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apples? Well, no, no.

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There's a little bit left.

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There better be.

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There's grapes, too. That's the apples.

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Apples are one of her favorites, too.

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Okay, we'll make sure we have apples. I
think your dad was picking up some more

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apples on the way back from the store.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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There's a spot right there.

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Get up and click this.

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What? Right there. You don't see that
giant dust mite?

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I'm useless to his face.

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He's helping.

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If you call that helping.

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Hmm. No, not there.

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There. That whole thing there.

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That's his butt I was talking about.

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I hope that doesn't take too long,
though.

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I mean, he said he was at the store when
I was on the phone with him.

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So I'm sure he won't take too long,
especially with me having to bake a

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new pie.

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You know, I really hope your girlfriend
appreciates the effort we're putting

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into having her first Thanksgiving with
us.

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I think she will.

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She's pretty understanding.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Well, I hope that, you know, your father
and I like her.

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I know Dad will.

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Dad loves everybody.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's true. He does love everybody,
doesn't he? He's such a nice guy.

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Does your girlfriend have big boobs?

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Oh yeah, does she have big boobs?

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Um, yeah, they're pretty big. Yeah?

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Are they bigger than mine?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh. Yeah, I think they're like, she's
like triple D's, honestly.

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Oh, wow, that's massive.

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Yeah.

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So again, your dad texted him.

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Did he, if he got into the story, I
think on his way back.

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Is he there?

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It's not going through.

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Okay, well, make it go through.

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Restart your phone if you have to.

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Yeah, he's on his way.

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All right, well, if you're not doing
anything, just go back to cleaning.

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Oh, okay.